I would never attempt to sell anything on Etsy, most likely because my creations would probably turn out looking something like the following:
Someone broke into my grandma's house, stole something she made at enrichment night 30 years ago and is selling it for $25.
Perfect for an evening out to the Tibetan Plateau.
Can someone tell me what a sofa patch is?
Speechless (or typeless)
Abominable fashion faux pas or abominable snowman?
In case you couldn't find this at the nearest Wet Seal.
And finally, my favorite Etsy item: For only $55 you can transform your child from darling to seriously disturbing.
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8 comments:
You are way too funny! I love reading your new blog! And totally agree with you on all those items for sale at Etsy! I think I might spring for that hat though...it gets pretty cold here in the winter!
oh meg! genius!
I believe your "speechless" item is a diagram of a cell. I wish I could have bought something like this back in 8th grade for my science class project. I had to use boring old candy to construct my cell.
I am dying laughing! On every single one of those items I found myself saying outloud, "What the hell!" Serious, typeless as well!!!
What are you talking about!? I can't believe you don't know what a sofa patch is. I use them all the time!
Jk. Thanks for making me laugh today! Loved the post.
K- So glad you have this blog! I am laughing really hard at this post...still. I think I may start my own blog to post my random thoughts as I am not sure I want posterity to see them.
P.S. I love the idea that not only would someone knit a bikini top, but they own a manequin to put it on to advertise. Does that strike you as a little creepy?
Well then, I suppose I will just be canceling my Tibetan Plateau purchase now that you have slandered it.
I am loving your new blog! Fabulous-not surprising coming from you!
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